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In this scene, a girl spots a former date at the grocery store. She
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Lettuce breakup, please
(A supermarket. A GUY is looking at the lettuce stand. A GIRL sees him, studies him, gets closer.)
GIRL: In the market for some lettuce?
(The GUY looks up, confused.)
GUY: Uh yeah, I guess. Do you work here?
GIRL: What? Guy, it’s me. Girl. Random girl you dated that you don’t even remember because you totally forgot to break up with her and now think she works in a supermarket.
GUY: Oh hi.
GIRL: Yeah, hi.
GUY: So you don’t work here.
GIRL: No!
GUY: You have like the same color shirt.
GIRL: (Realizing this is actually true:) Oh. Well I don’t have a name tag or an apron thingy and no, I don’t work in a supermarket which you would know if you broke up with me.
GUY: Why would I know that if I broke up with you?
GIRL: I don’t know! Maybe we kept in touch!
GUY: Why?
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